Top TenThings NOT to say to a girl.

10. Will you marry me?
9. Are you sure you don't want a DIET coke?
8. So I hear your into the weird, stalker type.
7. You remind me of my mother.
6. You looked better online...
5. We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now, my wife can get a little crazy.
4. Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in my opinion.
3. Can we make this quick, i have a court date... I "supposedly" tried to kill my last girlfriend.

2. You don't want a serious relationship do you?

1. Sorry I'm late, my moms car ran out of gas.