Thursday, April 2, 2009

better off alone.

The Top Ten signs that you are better off alone.

1.if you are 40 years old and still live at home.

2.If you refuse to shave your uinbrow.

3.if you care more about your online gamer account than your personal hygiene.

4. when you make a phone call and the person you are calling doesn't respond.

5.if people remember you more for the ways you annoy people than any thing else.

6. when you go to a class reunion and weight 400 pounds and everybody says that you have not changed at all.

7. if you talk about nonsense all the time.

8. if you baby talk to your pets instead of talking to people.

9. if you smell like you just climbed out of a dumpster.

10. if the dirt spots on your skin are mistaken for tattoo.



7 comments:

  1. hahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahah
    thats so funny....
    AWESOME!!!!
    YOU DID A FANTABULOUS JOB!

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  2. thats very funny!!! but i bet that will be you in 20 years!!!! ha ha ha ha ha!!!

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  3. Thats funny. i know a few people like that.....haha

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  4. u want to stop talking about me dude it hurts my feelings...

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  5. wow I know many people like that

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  6. wow, thats great hehehehehehhehe!!!!!!!!!!! good post

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  7. I used to have a college roommate that needed some serious medical attention. He got that attention, but it just wasn't enough. He was on the same pills Ozzy Osbourne takes. He used to sit in our room when nobody was around and play with his action figures using sound effects. I caught him on more than one occasion. It is really weird to see a college aged man playing GI Joe's and Star Wars and making light saber sounds.

    I would like to add....

    #11 You need to be alone if playing with your action figures is more important than talking to people.

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