Top ten signs that you have had too much to drink
1.If your neighbor doesn't wake you up while doing yard work then you have had too much.
2.Cone on head and on railroad tracks that guy is seriously messed up.
3.Using your hand as a pillow out in the middle of the street is not good.
4.If you pass out while standing up out in public you have had too much.
5.If you fall asleep on the floor while your feet are propped up then you've had too much.
6.Waking up in the middle of NYC in your underwear and a suitcase.
7.Passing out in a dark alley in a batman costume.
8.Falling asleep while playing an instrument.
9.Passing out in a public restroom with your head in the urinals.
10.Your laying in the middle of the street and no one stops to help you out.