The big LIE!

Top Ten Ways how to lie(like a politian):
1)ALWAYS keep a straight face

2)Never admit you are lieing

3)Make up a lie ten minutes ahead of time

4)if you don't have enough time make something believable

5)LIE LIE LIE!

6)Dont let anyone get a word in, they can turn it around on you.

7)when all goes wrong.. promise and pledge(you don't have to go threw with it.)

8)Always have a back up lie.

9)and a lawwer to back it up, even tho its not true.

10)Talk in circles, making no point at all.


-Jessica Sullivan
(This isn't just for politics but for everyone that wants to tell a little lie to there parents, have fun...it really works!!!!)