1. He can kill two stones with one bird.
2. He once brought a puppy back to life because he smiled.
3. He counted to infinity- twice.
4. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as chuck norris.
5. He doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.
6. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is in hiding.
7. When The Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
8. Chuck Norris did a roundhouse kick so fast that his foot went back in time and kicked amelia airheart in the face and that's why she crashed her plane in the Pacific.
9. He once brought a puppy back to life because he smiled.
10. A blind man bumped into Chuck Norris. The simple act of touching him cured the man's blindness. Unfortunately, the first and last thing the man saw was a fatal roundhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris.
I LOVE CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!! nice job on the blog
ReplyDeletehahahahhahaahha YEAH HE IS PRETTY COO MANE!
ReplyDeleteI must say, Chuck is a pimp. Haha. Good job.
ReplyDeleteim pretty sure you had the puppy thing twice but thats okay that was one of my favs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehehehehhehehhehe lol nice job!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWOW Those are GREAT HAHAHHA
ReplyDeletegood one for chuck norris
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