Top ten reasons you know you've had too much coffee

1. You grind your coffee beans with your teeth.
2. The only time your still standing is during an earthquake.
3. You lick your coffee pot clean.
4. Your the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you dont even work there.
5. All of your kids are named "Joe".
6. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
7. Instant coffee takes too long.
8. You named your cats "Cream" and "Sugar"
9. You can outlast the energizer bunny.
10. Your lips are permanently stuck in the sip position.