Friday, April 3, 2009

Top 7 Situations When You Should Keep Your Mouth Shut

1. When you're at the bank while its getting robbed, don't say "hey!, can i have some of that?"
2. When you're at the hospital with a loved one, don't shout out to the television during Wheele of Fortune.
3. When you're waiting outside to get into a heavy metal concert and you got head phones in listening to rap music. i suggest you sing in your head.
4. At a funeral, don't go up to your friend and ask him how the party was last night in front of the decease's family.
5. When you're at a job interview and you reveal information you shouldn't have.
6. Don't make the mistake of saying your ex's name during your wedding ceremony.
7.
If you're at a clothing store and your friend is with you looking for outfits, don't say anything about them looking fat because more than likely there's a fat girl right behind you.

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