Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Megan's Music



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I picked Bye Bye-Mariah Carey because it was my grandma's song after she passed away, the song is pretty much self explanatory.
I chose Kiss Me Thru The Phone-Soulja Boy because it reminds me of my fiance Andrew.
I chose No One-Alicia Keys because it was the first song my mom heard after my grandma had passed away, also self explanatory.
I chose Life is a Highway-Rascal Flatts because I really like the song..

I chose Dead and Gone-T.I. feat. Justin Timberlak because it reminds me a lot of my past and how I've lost alot of friends because of drugs and gangs.

I chose Here-Rascal Flatts because I like this song too.

I am a spoiled child so that is why I chose Whatever you like-T.I.

Home-Blake Shelton was chosen for me because it was the #1 song played at my grandpa's funeral and he's also my cousin's best friend. They met while they were hunting and have been unseperable ever since.

Thursday, April 9, 2009


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twilight
i chose this song because it is my favorite movie and it will always be!!!!
Baby Goin Crazy - The best video clips are here


i chose this one cuz it makes me laugh all the time

Wednesday, April 8, 2009


Pepsi Max - More amazing video clips are a click away

I chose this video cause Pepsi max is the best soda(pop) in the world and its the funniest to.


Twilight The Movie Official Trailer - Click here for the most popular videos

cause the movie is awesome and is a great movie of nothing, but it has great design and detail with great characters.

Nicole's Videos

Serious Video - American Soldier Tribute



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I chose this video because I strongly support the U.S. troops. They put their lives on the line everyday fighting for our country. I love and respect them so much.




Funny Video - Stick Figures On Crack


I chose this video because I frickin love stick figures... especially on crack. Its so random!

My Videos



Funny Cats Collection - Watch the top videos of the week here

I picked this video because i love cats and i think its funny and cute when they play.





Don't Drink And Drive - More amazing videos are a click away


i chose this video because a lot of people die every year from drinking and driving. you never know how bad it is til it happens to you.

Elizabeth Videos


Twilight The Movie Official Trailer - The funniest videos are a click away

I picked twilight because i really liked the movie and i am reading the books,is so picked this video as my serious video.


Pepsi Max - Watch more funny videos here


I picked this video because i though it was funny and i love Pepsi i drink it a lot.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

video

I choose the Andy Samberg video because it is funny and makes me laugh every time I watch it.
I choose the serious one which is a scene from Coach Carter that has the what is your deepest fear speech.












http://www.hulu.com/watch/1415/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-people-getting-punched-right-before-eating


Funny Accidents - The funniest videos clips are here



Chance
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funny accidents: The reason why i picked this video is because it is very funny and all the stuff that happens to the people are really funny and some of the stuff is just stupid what they do.


chance: the reason why i picked this video is because it shows people getting lucky and almost something bad almost happens to the people.

Bailey's Video's


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I love this Video it is so funny!!







This commercial makes me really sad. i love animals.

Stupid Martial Arts



Renegades of Funk- Rage Against the Machine



*I chose the Stupid Martial Arts video because it's just really funny to watch stupid people hurt themselves and make fools of themselves.

*I chose the Renegades of Funk video pretty much because it's a good song and the video is just serious and political.

Videos...

My serious video is a music video of Paramore - Decode.
I chose this video because it is of my favorite band (Paramore) and also because it is from the sountrack of my favorite book.




My funny video is of a two girls running on a tredmill and one falls off. It doesnt pertain to me alot I just think that its pretty hillarious.

my videos

i choose the video for twilight because i love the books and movie and i cant wait to see the second movie!!! and for everyone who hasent herd about twilight you should really read the books they are great

i choose this video because it was funny and i enjoyed it!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, April 6, 2009

SERIOUSLY funny


Child Abuse
I chose this video because i think child abuse is very very wrong. there is no reason for it and it needs to stop in the world!






Charlie Bit MY FINGER!!!!





i think this is soooo funny. everytime i see it, i just wannt to crack up lauphing super loud.it gets me in a good mood.

Top ten reasons you know you've had too much coffee



1. You grind your coffee beans with your teeth.
2. The only time your still standing is during an earthquake.
3. You lick your coffee pot clean.
4. Your the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you dont even work there.
5. All of your kids are named "Joe".
6. You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
7. Instant coffee takes too long.
8. You named your cats "Cream" and "Sugar"
9. You can outlast the energizer bunny.
10. Your lips are permanently stuck in the sip position.

videos-Alyshia



i chose this video because cats are funny in their own way. well ya thats all i got. :)


i chose this cuz i couldnt find anything else

10 things-Alyshia

top 10 reasons why men need women
  1. men wont ask for directions
  2. men need some one to hand them the remote
  3. men wont go the shopping
  4. men wont make their own appointments
  5. men cant remember when to take the trash out
  6. men wouldn't be able to handle child birth
  7. men would never be able to find wallet, car keys, ....ect.
  8. men need some one to blame everything on
  9. men cant be trusted to be by themselves
  10. men would run out of a 24 pack of toilet paper in 1 day

Friday, April 3, 2009

Top 10 Things Men Don't Want Their Women To Do

10. Wear night gowns
9. Go shopping in slippers
8. Wear Capri pants7. Dress up the dogs
6. Start scrap booking
5. Force them to wear Christmas sweaters
4. Let your mother move in
3. Pick out matching outfits
2. Shave your head
1. Gain weight

Top 7 Situations When You Should Keep Your Mouth Shut

1. When you're at the bank while its getting robbed, don't say "hey!, can i have some of that?"
2. When you're at the hospital with a loved one, don't shout out to the television during Wheele of Fortune.
3. When you're waiting outside to get into a heavy metal concert and you got head phones in listening to rap music. i suggest you sing in your head.
4. At a funeral, don't go up to your friend and ask him how the party was last night in front of the decease's family.
5. When you're at a job interview and you reveal information you shouldn't have.
6. Don't make the mistake of saying your ex's name during your wedding ceremony.
7.
If you're at a clothing store and your friend is with you looking for outfits, don't say anything about them looking fat because more than likely there's a fat girl right behind you.

Ten Reasons why you should Love Chuck Norris




1. He can kill two stones with one bird.

2. He once brought a puppy back to life because he smiled.

3. He counted to infinity- twice.

4. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet as chuck norris.

5. He doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

6. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is in hiding.

7. When The Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris

8. Chuck Norris did a roundhouse kick so fast that his foot went back in time and kicked amelia airheart in the face and that's why she crashed her plane in the Pacific.



9. He once brought a puppy back to life because he smiled.

10. A blind man bumped into Chuck Norris. The simple act of touching him cured the man's blindness. Unfortunately, the first and last thing the man saw was a fatal roundhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris Jokes - Jokes

top ten best movies

1.) Twilight.

2.) Feeling Minnesota.

3.) Liar Liar.

4.) It Was Him Or Us- LifeTime.

5.) America-LifeTime.

6.) Mrs. Doughtfire.

7.) Dr. Doolittle 1,2,3.

8.) Grease.

9.) Fear.

10.) She's Too Young.

Top TenThings NOT to say to a girl.


10. Will you marry me?
9. Are you sure you don't want a DIET coke?
8. So I hear your into the weird, stalker type.
7. You remind me of my mother.
6. You looked better online...
5.
We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now, my wife can get a little crazy.
4.
Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in my opinion.
3. Can we make this quick, i have a court date... I "supposedly" tried to kill my last girlfriend.


2. You don't want a serious relationship do you?


1. Sorry I'm late, my moms car ran out of gas.
top ten list favorite colors



  1. lime green
  2. pink
  3. tourquise
  4. yellow
  5. orange
  6. purple
  7. blue
  8. white
  9. teal
  10. red

Thursday, April 2, 2009

top ten reasons

TOP TEN REASONS TO HAVE A LITTLE BROTHER 1) FUN TO BEAT UP
2)MAKE FUN OF
3)KEEP YOU ENTERTAIN 4)BLAME FOR EVERY THING 5)REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY 6)SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF 7)MAKE THEM CRY 8)YELL AT 9) PLAY CATCH WITH 10)SOME TIMES LOVING

The big LIE!



Top Ten Ways how to lie(like a politian):
1)ALWAYS keep a straight face

2)Never admit you are lieing

3)Make up a lie ten minutes ahead of time

4)if you don't have enough time make something believable

5)LIE LIE LIE!


6)Dont let anyone get a word in, they can turn it around on you.

7)when all goes wrong.. promise and pledge(you don't have to go threw with it.)

8)Always have a back up lie.

9)and a lawwer to back it up, even tho its not true.


10)Talk in circles, making no point at all.


-Jessica Sullivan
(This isn't just for politics but for everyone that wants to tell a little lie to there parents, have fun...it really works!!!!)
Top 8 reasons I've obviously been Cheering too long

1. I actually know the real consequences of dropping the spirit stick.
2. When my little sister asks if i wanna play with her, i ask if were playing Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
3. I told the doctor not to put a cast on my broken ankle because your not allowed to cheer with krutches.
4. I have cheered with a broken arm. See full size image
5. You can't see the top of my dresser in my room anymore due to cheerleading ribbons and metals.
6. I know who invented the spirit stick, I know how, and I know why and I have done a full report on this more than once.
7. I'm a member of a fan club built around the first male college cheerleader.
8. I'm buying sequined spanky's from a Cheerleading company to wear under my prom dress.

Top ten list of reasons why not to lick a frozen post







1. your tounge could get stuck
2. your (Evil) Sibling could catch it on tape
3. no one will notice and if they do theyll be laughing so hard they forget to help you get unstuck
4. it might be electrified
5. your pet prodably claimed it as its territory
6. your tounge would rip off
7. you could freeze if your not properly dressed
8. native americans might find you and sacrifice you as a offering
9. because its cold you idiot
10. alians could come and you cant get away








Top ten signs that you have had too much to drink
1.If your neighbor doesn't wake you up while doing yard work then you have had too much.
2.Cone on head and on railroad tracks that guy is seriously messed up.
3.Using your hand as a pillow out in the middle of the street is not good.
4.If you pass out while standing up out in public you have had too much.
5.If you fall asleep on the floor while your feet are propped up then you've had too much.
6.Waking up in the middle of NYC in your underwear and a suitcase.
7.Passing out in a dark alley in a batman costume.
8.Falling asleep while playing an instrument.
9.Passing out in a public restroom with your head in the urinals.
10.Your laying in the middle of the street and no one stops to help you out.

My top 10 list on why you should be an only child!

1) your spoild
2) you get the last cookie in the cookie jar without fighting your bros off it!!
3) you get ALL the attention
4) your the favorite!!
5) you get everything you want
6) your loved
7) no babysitting!!!!!!! yay
8) your the baby
9) you dont have to worry about Black mail
10) you wont get beat up!!!
Top ten signs you are a bad driver




  1. when you don't know how to turn your own vehicle.


  2. -when the only parking spot you can find has four walls and is full of water.












  1. -when the only way to get a cop to stop and get his attention is to test the brakes.














  2. when you just get ticked off enough that you want to put your own sunroof in.
  1. -want a car, with every purchase it comes with a free bull.

















  1. -hey first one to find a parking spot gets first pick.















  1. -hey, did i make it to work on time.







8. -I'm pretty sure there is suppose to be water, and the other way around.










9. -Aw shucks.






10. -dont ask how, cause i dont even know.

better off alone.

The Top Ten signs that you are better off alone.

1.if you are 40 years old and still live at home.

2.If you refuse to shave your uinbrow.

3.if you care more about your online gamer account than your personal hygiene.

4. when you make a phone call and the person you are calling doesn't respond.

5.if people remember you more for the ways you annoy people than any thing else.

6. when you go to a class reunion and weight 400 pounds and everybody says that you have not changed at all.

7. if you talk about nonsense all the time.

8. if you baby talk to your pets instead of talking to people.

9. if you smell like you just climbed out of a dumpster.

10. if the dirt spots on your skin are mistaken for tattoo.



Wednesday, April 1, 2009

my life movie cast

Family:

Mom:

Heather Locklear See full size imageas Heather Moenkhoff

I picked Heather Locklear to be my mom. Every time I have ever seen a movie with her in it, I thought of my mom. They both are funny and beautiful. And I think both are very good people.

Step Dad:

Brad Pitt See full size imageas Terry Moenkhoff

I picked Brad Pitt to be my step dad. They are both blonde, very built guys. And a while back my step dad used to be pretty handsome and good looking. Ha-Ha. And they both seem like funny random characters.

Step Mom:

Lucy Lui See full size imageas Kim Carpenter

I picked Lucy Lui as Kim. I’m not sure why but she has always reminded me of my step mother. They both are Asian and very pretty.

Dad:

Adam SandlerSee full size image as Tim Carpenter

I picked Adam Sandler for my dad because they actually look A LOT alike. I don’t look a thing like my father at all. They are both hilarious. Everyone in my family says they could be brothers they are so alike.

Grandparents:

Jack Nicholson and

Betty White

See full size imageAs Allan and Nancy LaSalle

My grandpa is insane. Seriously he is so random and hilarious. He reminds me of Jack Nicholson in very many ways. One time when I was 13, my family went to an amusement park, my grandpa scoped out the park until he found the biggest roller coaster and he rode it. In the Bucket List, Jack Nicholson does some crazy things because he is dying but my grandpa does random things every day. Literally like once every couple months he will pack up and go on a random vacation for a couple days. He is crazy. Betty White is just like my grandma. My nanny is absolutely hilarious. She is kind of like clueless and very gullible but very smart too. She is the sweetest lady anyone will ever meet with the funniest snappiest comebacks.

Siblings:

Mila Kunis See full size imageas Lindsey Carpenter

Mila Kunis is like an exact replica of my 20 year old sister Lindsey. My sister is funny and pretty and I love her. All the woman in my family are pretty short but Lindsey is definitely the shortest. And she thinks she is “all that” Ha-ha and that’s how Mila Kunis is on that 70’s show.

Mischa BartonSee full size image as Abby Moenkhoff

My older sister Abby is really funny but she kind of keeps to herself. She does what’s expected of her and not much more. And that’s how I view Mischa Barton. She is a really pretty girl but she looks very shy and just like “well behaved”.

Spencer Breslin as Nicholas Moenkhoff

My brother Nick is so fun. For a 9 year old, he could be my best friend. He is like big teddy bear and he is very sneaky and cute. I love my brother.

And….Noah Carpenter age: 8,

Gabrielle Moenkhoff age: 6,

Nate Carpenter age: 3,

and

Aislyn Carpenter age: 1

As themselves

My Best Friends:

Alicia Silverstone as Brooke Hill

Alicia Silverstone was the star of the movie clueless. That explains it all. My best friend Brooke is so gullible and silly. Me and Hannah are always playing jokes on her.

Julia Stiles as Hannah Wilkerson

They totally remind me of each other. They are both beautiful and tom boyish at the same time.

Boyfriend:

Taylor Lautner as Cody Baldwin

I’m obsessed with the twilight books and I think Jacob Black from the books is my dream boy. He is perfect and you could fall in love with him just from reading the books. In the movie, Taylor Lautner plays Jacob Black. I think my boyfriend is very hot too and I love him so to make Cody be Taylor just seemed to fit.

And i would cast myself as Hayden Panetierre.


I like her alot and think she is a good person. she is a really sweet girl and i wish i could be alot like her.