1.) Twilight.
2.) Feeling Minnesota.
3.) Liar Liar.
4.) It Was Him Or Us- LifeTime.
5.) America-LifeTime.
6.) Mrs. Doughtfire.
7.) Dr. Doolittle 1,2,3.
8.) Grease.
9.) Fear.
10.) She's Too Young.
Friday, April 3, 2009
Top TenThings NOT to say to a girl.
10. Will you marry me?
9. Are you sure you don't want a DIET coke?
8. So I hear your into the weird, stalker type.
7. You remind me of my mother.
6. You looked better online...
5. We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now, my wife can get a little crazy.
4. Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in my opinion.
3. Can we make this quick, i have a court date... I "supposedly" tried to kill my last girlfriend.
2. You don't want a serious relationship do you?
1. Sorry I'm late, my moms car ran out of gas.
Thursday, April 2, 2009
top ten reasons
TOP TEN REASONS TO HAVE A LITTLE BROTHER 1) FUN TO BEAT UP
2)MAKE FUN OF 3)KEEP YOU ENTERTAIN 4)BLAME FOR EVERY THING 5)REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY 6)SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF 7)MAKE THEM CRY 8)YELL AT 9) PLAY CATCH WITH 10)SOME TIMES LOVING
2)MAKE FUN OF 3)KEEP YOU ENTERTAIN 4)BLAME FOR EVERY THING 5)REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY 6)SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF 7)MAKE THEM CRY 8)YELL AT 9) PLAY CATCH WITH 10)SOME TIMES LOVING
The big LIE!
Top Ten Ways how to lie(like a politian):1)ALWAYS keep a straight face
2)Never admit you are lieing
3)Make up a lie ten minutes ahead of time
4)if you don't have enough time make something believable
5)LIE LIE LIE!
6)Dont let anyone get a word in, they can turn it around on you.
7)when all goes wrong.. promise and pledge(you don't have to go threw with it.)
8)Always have a back up lie.
9)and a lawwer to back it up, even tho its not true.
10)Talk in circles, making no point at all.
-Jessica Sullivan
(This isn't just for politics but for everyone that wants to tell a little lie to there parents, have fun...it really works!!!!)
Top 8 reasons I've obviously been Cheering too long
1. I actually know the real consequences of dropping the spirit stick. 
2. When my little sister asks if i wanna play with her, i ask if were playing Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
3. I told the doctor not to put a cast on my broken ankle because your not allowed to cheer with krutches.
4. I have cheered with a broken arm.
5. You can't see the top of my dresser in my room anymore due to cheerleading ribbons and metals.
6. I know who invented the spirit stick, I know how, and I know why and I have done a full report on this more than once.
7. I'm a member of a fan club built around the first male college cheerleader.
8. I'm buying sequined spanky's from a Cheerleading company to wear under my prom dress.
2. When my little sister asks if i wanna play with her, i ask if were playing Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders.
3. I told the doctor not to put a cast on my broken ankle because your not allowed to cheer with krutches.
4. I have cheered with a broken arm.
5. You can't see the top of my dresser in my room anymore due to cheerleading ribbons and metals.
6. I know who invented the spirit stick, I know how, and I know why and I have done a full report on this more than once.
7. I'm a member of a fan club built around the first male college cheerleader.
8. I'm buying sequined spanky's from a Cheerleading company to wear under my prom dress.
Top ten list of reasons why not to lick a frozen post
1. your tounge could get stuck
2. your (Evil) Sibling could catch it on tape
3. no one will notice and if they do theyll be laughing so hard they forget to help you get unstuck
4. it might be electrified
5. your pet prodably claimed it as its territory
6. your tounge would rip off
7. you could freeze if your not properly dressed
8. native americans might find you and sacrifice you as a offering
9. because its cold you idiot
10. alians could come and you cant get away
2. your (Evil) Sibling could catch it on tape
3. no one will notice and if they do theyll be laughing so hard they forget to help you get unstuck
4. it might be electrified
5. your pet prodably claimed it as its territory
6. your tounge would rip off
7. you could freeze if your not properly dressed
8. native americans might find you and sacrifice you as a offering
9. because its cold you idiot
10. alians could come and you cant get away
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